Working OVERTIME for Earnest Byner

The Loudoun County Sheriff's Office put in amazing effort to help Earnest Byner retrieve his personal items stolen by two punks befriended by the 15-year-old he allowed to watch his house while he was out doing his Earnest Byner thing.

Here's the latest of numerous press releases on the stupid crime:

An 18-year-old Sterling man was charged Wednesday in connection with the theft of property belonging to former Washington Redskins running back Earnest Byner. Petitions are also pending for a 17-year-old juvenile male. Loudoun Sheriff’s Investigators said yesterday that a 15-year-old who was house sitting for former Washington was not involved in the theft. Shamsud-Din Tariq Akbar is charged with Burglary with intent to Commit Larceny and Grand Larceny. The 17-year-old from Ashburn is facing the same charges. The Sheriff’s Office learned Friday that Mr. Byner had several items stolen from his Ashburn home while he was on vacation during the first week of July. Among the items stolen was a pendant that was an exact replica of his 1992 Super Bowl ring. During this time the two suspects allegedly entered the home and removed property from the house. Since the discovery of the larceny some of the property has been returned to Mr. Byner. Other missing items include several collectible figurines, a pair of diamond earrings, a Rolex watch, a gold ring with a cross and a tennis bracelet. Akbar remains held at the Loudoun County Adult Detention Center on a $5000 bond. Anyone with information about the whereabouts of these items is encouraged to call Investigator D. Orr of the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigations Division at 703-777-0475. If the caller wishes to remain anonymous they are asked to call Loudoun County Crime Solvers at 703-777-1919.

Normally, such quick police action would be applauded. But when you have a sheriff's office that has several unsolved murders, including one of a 14-year-old girl, the amount of time and effort wasted on this case is just unacceptable. Earnest Byner had some toys stolen, a replica Super Bowl ring and some luxury jewelry. Granted, no one should steal. But this case was an easy one to solve. And the sheriff's office sends out press release after press release on this stupid, minimal crime that was committed in the first place because Byner allowed some kid to watch his home. Byner can't find an adult friend to watch his mansion?

I hate the Deadskins. I dislike their coaches. It's one of the worst franchises in the NFL. Dan Snyder is the devil.

You can almost safely assume that the sheriff's office investigators put overtime into solving this case to get those free Deadskins tickets. And that's a shame. It's a real shame.

Can the public get a press release on the updates of the 14-year-old girl who was murdered? Locate a suspect yet?

The Byner Saga Continues

All I can say is WOW. The Loudoun County Sheriff's Office, which has several unsolved murders, is really putting a huge amount of effort into solving this ridiculous crime at Earnest Byner's house in Ashburn. A replica (yeah, I said replica) Super Bowl ring, some toys and some luxury jewelry were stolen from his house after he let a 15-year-old punk watch his house while he was gone.

Here's the latest bizarre press release from the cops:

Loudoun Sheriff’s Investigators announced Tuesday that a 15-year-old who was house sitting for former Washington Redskins running back Earnest Byner was not involved in the theft of his property. A 17-year-old and 18-year-old remain under investigation and charges are forthcoming. The Sheriff’s Office learned Friday that Mr. Byner had several items stolen from his Ashburn home while he was on vacation during the first week of July. Among the items stolen was a pendant that was an exact replica of his 1992 Super Bowl ring. During this time another juvenile male and an adult male entered the home and removed property from the house. Since the discovery of the larceny some of the property has been returned to Mr. Byner. Other missing items include several collectible figurines, a pair of diamond earrings, a Rolex watch, a gold ring with a cross and a tennis bracelet. Anyone with information about the whereabouts of these items is encouraged to call Investigator D. Orr of the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigations Division at 703-777-0475. If the caller wishes to remain anonymous they are asked to call Loudoun County Crime Solvers at 703-777-1919.

Did they really need to issue a press release stating the 15 year old punk is not a suspect? This is the most absurd crap I have ever witnessed from a sheriff's office that has more than 200,000 people. Who the heck is running the show over there?

It's this guy! Meet Sheriff Stephen O. Simpson:

This is the guy making sure these press releases are sent out to the press, despite the fact there's an unsolved murder of a 14-year-old girl in his jurisdiction. Instead of focusing manpower on such a heinous crime as this, his "finest" are spending hours a day trying to help Earnest Deadskin Byner find his stupid replica Super Bowl ring stolen by two teenagers because Byner was dumb enough to let a 15 year old punk watch his house.

I cannot wait for the next press release, to let us know that Byner's dog is not a suspect and his gold earrings were returned unharmed.

Who did it?

Uh oh! Someone broke into Ernest Byner's home near Ashburn, Va., in overpriced Loudoun County, which is about 40 miles west of DC. Above is a picture of his Super Bowl replica ring that was stolen. I couldn't find a photo of him with the Deadskins, and I can understand that.

Here's the scoop:

Loudoun County, Virginia- A former Washington Redskins running back had several items stolen from his Ashburn home in July and Loudoun Sheriff’s Investigators are searching for a Super Bowl ring replica among other items. Sometime during the first week of July a juvenile male was watching the house of former NFL player Earnest Byner. During this time another juvenile male and an adult male entered the home and removed property from the house. Since the discovery of the larceny some of the property has been returned to Mr. Byner. One of the items still missing is a pendant that features a replica of the top of a 1992 Super Bowl ring. Other missing items include several collectible figurines, a pair of diamond ear rings, a Rolex watch, a gold ring with a cross and a tennis bracelet. Earnest Byner now serves as the running backs coach for the Redskins. Byner played for the Redskins from 1989-1993 and played a key role in the team’s 1992 Super Bowl XXVI victory. Anyone with information about the whereabouts of this ring is encouraged to call Investigator D. Orr of the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigations Division at 703-777-0475. If the caller wishes to remain anonymous they are asked to call Loudoun County Crime Solvers at 703-777-1919.

My question is who the hell keeps a replica Super Bowl ring? What the heck is a replica Super Bowl ring? Where's the real one? Or is the sheriff's office only calling it a replica ring because they want the robber to get mad? Do players get replica rings before the new ones are made? Was it necessary for the sheriff's office to note his football accomplishments? I bet these "county finest" are in hog heaven right now working with this guy.

It doesn't matter the same sheriff's office has an unsolved murder of a 14-year-old girl--one of several unsolved murders. They will drop all cases to help Ernest Byner so they can get their free football tickets.

You watch, the Washington Post will be all over this. All media outlets will jump on this one. Well, I am first to report it. Here you go.

Cowboys fans, I urge you to call "investigator Orr" and let him know we don't give a crap about this man's stuff. In fact, we urge the robber to hand over the materials so we can burn them and celebrate. The replica ring is worth $5 and the other jewerly items are pure luxury Byner can do without.

And let's not forget this, Byner:


Hold on to the ball!!! You could have had 2 super bowl rings!